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Oh, your turtle’s not mad at you!

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Overheard:

October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment

I’ll rub your knees until you smile.

Overheard:

October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment

She’s nice, but she’s a bitch … and a slut.

Do you have what I promised you?

On the bus:

October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Sesame Street is where it’s at.

She has five closets, and I have half of one. She has like 80 pairs of jeans.

You look like you just gave birth to the Octomom’s kids.

Guy by Tri-Towers

October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Sometimes I like to sit around and play Scrabble with my grandma.

Hey, I got a question for you: Do you think Dad would write me a doctor’s note?

Overheard:

October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment

I’m not going to come home. I’m going to get really wasted.